i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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