He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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