My friends, they love my intelligence
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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