how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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