if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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