i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize