Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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