If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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