I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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