I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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