I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you would pick up someone in the library
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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