one might say we're banned from that church
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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