At least make sure they are 18
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By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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