do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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