Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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