i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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