very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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