I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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