I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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