You're completely useless in the revolution.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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