yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
i out mim tonsoeep
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