we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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