just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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