Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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