Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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