Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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