You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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