I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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