Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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