I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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