Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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