U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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