College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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