Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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