After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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