whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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