i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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