physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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