problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
did i walk over a car last night?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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