2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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