I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I need moral support for this bender
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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