so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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