your parents love me but you hate me
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
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Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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