Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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