I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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