What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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