Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I wish I only lived at night.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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