no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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