So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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