i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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